Jeff Niles Presents: Lance Hardwick Mysteries
“Her Kisses were Steamy but... Oh, Those Cthulhu Boobs!” Part 1
Lance Hardwick (Yiddisher Detective) and Dick Reardon (trusty Side-Kick - Literally) and their receptionist, Gay Schlafen (which means "Go to Sleep in Yiddish") are asked by the mysterious G-Man (and confused human being) Agent Ace Stompers to investigate the death of a young man, Billy Blender (the son of a rich Military Defense Contractor)! Little do they know that a woman of exceptional beauty and irresistible charms is the culprit and that she is the first wave in an assault on Humanity from Cthulhu and the Dark Gods!
Written, directed and produced by Viktor Aurelius and Jeff Niles
Featured in the cast were:
Laura Nicole as Betty
Jeff Niles as Lance Hardwick
Viktor Aurelius as Dick Reardon
Rachel Rumler as Gay Schlafen
Jonithan Patrick Russell as Agent Ace Stompers
Music by Kevin MacLeod ( http://incompetech.com/m/c/royalty-free/ )
Nat King Cole
And Klezmerica! (http://frozenchozen.com/download.html)
Sound Design by Viktor Aurelius
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